I’m here, you’ve seen the title so let’s get down to it. Before I start, I will say I didn’t edit any of these jokes, they were just copy-paste. So without further ado, let’s begin.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
- Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
- Parallel lines have it easy. They never meet, but they have so much in common.
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
- Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King of the sea!
- Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
- I’m friends with all the electricians in my town. We have great current connections.
- How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Over to you – Were the ChatGPT Jokes funny?
Which joke made you laugh?
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