ChatGPT Jokes

I’m here, you’ve seen the title so let’s get down to it. Before I start, I will say I didn’t edit any of these jokes, they were just copy-paste. So without further ado, let’s begin.

  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
  2. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
  3. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
  4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  5. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
  6. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
  7. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
  8. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
  9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
  10. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  11. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
  12. Parallel lines have it easy. They never meet, but they have so much in common.
  13. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
  14. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  15. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
  16. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
  17. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
  18. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
  19. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
  20. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
  21. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? King of the sea!
  22. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
  23. I’m friends with all the electricians in my town. We have great current connections.
  24. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
  25. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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